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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 18:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

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Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

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Loons and Moons

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do you suck men's dicks?

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Still no good.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

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