What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 18:01

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Still no good.
What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do some men like anal sex?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!